*Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?*
bcoz it means...
*How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?*
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
*When do you knw ur in love?*
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
*Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
*"Why is Facebook such a hit?"*
It works on the principle that-'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
*A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:*
*If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?*
The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise?
*What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?*
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
*Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?*
think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
*What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?*
Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
*Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....*
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
*What is the height of confusion?*
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles
*Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?*
100% Attendence... :-P
*QUES - Where can u see mangoes?*
On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
*Teacher: What Is The Difference between HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?*
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
*Difference between Friend & Wife*
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"