Thursday, July 7, 2011

Just For Fun

*Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?*

bcoz it means...
E-End of

*How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?*

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"

*When do you knw ur in love?*

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

*Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?


In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

*"Why is Facebook such a hit?"*

It works on the principle that-'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

*A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:*
*If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?*

The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise?

*What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?*

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

*Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?*

think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

*What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?*

Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

*Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....*

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

*What is the height of confusion?*

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles

*Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?*
100% Attendence... :-P

*QUES - Where can u see mangoes?*
On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

*Teacher: What Is The Difference between HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?*

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

*Difference between Friend & Wife*

U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"